MICHAEL CAINE IS CHARLIE CROKER
NOEL COWARD IS MR BRIDGER
BENNY HILL IS PROFESSOR SIMON PEACH
RAF VALLONE IS ALTABANI
TONY BECKLEY IS 'CAMP' FREDDIE
ROSSANO BRAZZI IS BECKERMAN
MARGARET BLYE IS LORNA
IRENE HANDL IS MISS PEACH
JOHN LE MESURIER IS THE GOVERNOR
FRED EMNEY IS BIRKINSHAW
JOHN CLIVE IS THE GARAGE MANAGER
GRAHAM PAYN IS KEATS
MICHAEL STANDING IS ARTHUR
STANLEY CAINE IS COCO
BARRY COX IS CHRIS
HARRY BAIRD IS BIG WILLIAM
GEORGE INNES IS BILL BAILEY
JOHN FORGEHAM IS FRANK
ROBERT POWELL IS YELLOW
DEREK WARE IS ROZZER
FRANK JARVIS IS ROGER
DAVID SALAMONE IS DOMONIC
RICHARD ESSOME IS TONY
MARIO VALGOI IS MANZO
RENTAO ROMANO IS COSCA
FRANCO NOVELLI IS ALTABINI'S DRIVER
ROBERT RIETTY IS THE POLICE CHIEF
TIMOTHY BATESON IS THE DENTIST
DAVID KELLY IS THE VICAR
ARNOLD DIAMOND IS THE SENIOR COMPUTER ROOM OFFICER
SIMON DEE IS THE SHIRTMAKER
ALISTAIR HINTER IS THE WARDER (CINEMA)