"We are the ninjas of masterbation!"
"I'm a jalepeno, looking for a tomato...let's make salsa."
"I like to get Honey Combs, Apple Jacks, and Captain Crunch Berries and mix them all together, but I'm a freak and I use water instead of milk."
"Once we started a nudist colony in our bus, and it was pretty much me just hanging out naked."
"If something is wrong with your life, hate somebody else because of it"
"Hard work and studying will get you nowhere in life, its all about kissin ass!"
"If at first you dont succeed, pay someone else to do it."
"Don't let anyone tell you how to live you life."