The Doctor's Companion Entrance Exam

You're walking down a street with no particular purpose in life when you hear an electronic grinding noise and to your surprise a large oblong box appears apparently from nowhere and a man rushes out. Do you:

A) think it's some stunt, cross the roadf and ignore the incident.

B) look back and forth intrigued at first but decide to cut down on the caffeine/alcohol/the late nights and continue on your way.

C) having nothing better to do, you follow the men, you never know .. ..

D) a stand fascinated by the pretty flashing light.

You encounter the same men again are a few minutes later, holding a strange object. Do you:

A) Think your conclusion was right wonder whether TV cameras hidden.

B) a think that technologies passing you by again, if you didn't waste so much time drinking with your deadbeat friends, you could afford stuff like that!

C) think, wonder what's being filmed here. Hang around and you might get caught on camera .. ..

Later in the day, the stranger may you saw earlier battles a strange creature. He wins the blows are building up. Do you:

A) a think these adverts are getting weirder. Can't figure out what they're trying to sell.

B) think, crikey, do know what that building was sheer joy to be demolished. Wear protective clothing.

C) think wow, unburnt be caught on camera. Must ask what the programmes about.

D) think, nasty noise! Nasty noise! Bad! Bad!

You return to the same street where the man is returning to his box. Do you:

A) go to him and demand an explanation of the advert and ask for money-off coupons!

B) go up and ask him how much the gadget cost him , and what's it's memory capacity.

C) go up and ask him what the programmes about them when will it be broadcast?

A) ignore it and go home. Blasted actor refusing to answer your questions .. ..

B) yell "your doors open" angrily. He didn't have to try to be clever by telling a tall story about his machine.

C) a creep inside, dissatisfied with the men's answer .. ..

You are inside the TARDIS when the door closes and the craft "takes off". Do you:

A) demand that this nonsense stops now! Open the blasted door, do let me out or I'll contact my lawyer .. ..

B) think, why didn't you just use a car like everyone else .. ..

C) the think, either I'm insane or this is starting to get interesting .. ..

D) find a convenient corner and it to sit-in and drool .. ..

The TARDIS lands and he tells you that seeing as you're here you might as well come with him:

A) steadfastly refuse to go. You don't know what's going on, don't care, take me home now!

B) nervously follow but state that you don't want to get into trouble.

A inevitably, you become embroiled in a dangerous situation. Do you:

A) stalk off. This has nothing to do with you.

C) lose contact with the man who brought you into this, get yourself in a dangerous situation and get rescued by the men in good time?

A) look for a telephone, someone's going to pay compensation big time for what you've been through.

You are amongst a group of suppressed/attacked natives. Do you:

A) go out at them until they get the point, and that there is no way you're going to help them let alone at the listen to them .. ..

B) listen politely to their plight and smile back helplessly .. ..

C) try to organise a rebellion/battle plan.

D) stand there looking at the strange people.

You encounter a creature, best described as a large, dangerous monster. Do you:

A) think what a strange costume. .. .. at least get it cleaned pew!

C) throws something at it, scream, run away down a nearest corridor, trip over a matchstick and twist you're ankle.