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FETISH MISTRESS / ESCORT / COMPANION SURROGATE WIFE


	FETISH MISTRESS / ESCORT / COMPANION SURROGATE WIFE



	LATEST UPDATE - OCTOBER 2008 ================================================== ================================================== This is my most recent picture to show my current figure (after dieting), taken Sept 2008. I'm 56, but look 46 due to a fresh complextion as I have never boozed, smoked or taken drugs. I'm currently a size 14/16, 5ft 4ins, 11 stone, BMI - 30, with a 46".34".46" figure. Bra cup: J / K. I am a top class professional with a renowned reputation. I have been in the profession for some 38 years. My longevity speaks for itself (google my real name - Lindi St.Clair / Miss Whiplash). I am exclusive and upmarket. Think of me as the Ritz or Savoy of escorts rather than the Travel Lodge. I only see a select few new clients these days as I am retiring soon and emigrating to Australia. I am only seeing more discerning and comfortably placed clients, preferably over 40yrs. During the sessions I like to take my time, have a chat and a cup of tea or a drink, maybe a snack or a meal, get to know each other a bit, and then partake in the sex or fetish. If necessary we can bath/shower before we start. I have all the proper facilities available. ================================================== ================================================== PRICES / SERVICES: Pre-service interviews (talk only) - Ł50ph. Platonic dates/meetings (company, drinks and chat) - Ł75ph. Basic straight s3x/oral or some mild fetish, Ł100 - half hour. Ł200 - one hour. Ł1000 - overnight. Kinky s3x or fetish with oral, A and toys. Ł300 - up to one and a half hours. Ł1500 - overnight. Total GFE (girlfriend experience). Ł400 - up to one and a half hours. Ł1000 - up to three hours. Ł3500 - overnight. * GFE is a high class escort service just like you see in the movies. It includes body massage, head massage, soapy shower together, oral, A, toys, s3x multiple times, various positions, dressing to please, kissing, cuddling, dinner (or snacks), dancing, loads of fuss - just like I was your real girlfriend and you've got lucky!!! I will supply your favourite quality food and drink, music, and all the trimmings! This is a top-knotch VIP GFE. Long-Term 24/7 booking for holidays, business trips, etc. Full week bookings (7 days) get a generous discount and are from Ł1000 per day. Strap-on and domination - Ł200. (Up to one hour). Mild CP, TV, BDSM, Humiliation - Ł200. (Up to two hours) Extreme humiliation, slavery, torture - Ł400. (Up to two hours). Advanced filth and depravity - Ł800. (Up to six hours). Adult baby minding/mummying - Ł600. (Up to four hours). Adult baby with poo/wet nappies - Ł1000. (Up to six hours). ================================================== ================================================== MEDIA INTERVIEWS - Ł500. (Up to four hours). PERSONAL APPEARANCES (Nothing intimate) - Ł1000 - Ł5000 (Up to all day). MODELLING GLAMOUR - Ł2000. (Up to five hours). MODELLING SOFTCORE - Ł3500. (Up to five hours). MODELLING HARDCORE - Ł5000. (Up to five hours). I will also sign a release form. =============================================== =============================================== FULL WEEK ESCORT / GIRLFRIEND. Ł1000-Ł10,000. I can be available for a weekend to a full week to a full month or longer, for holidays, business trips or just if you want me around on a 24/7 basis. ================================================ ================================================ SURROGATE WIFE. Ł50Kpa - Ł1Mpa I am available for a marriage of convenience should you need a proper legal wife for some reason. The fee for this depends on your specific needs and the location and environment you will require me to live in. I am single with no ties and I am able to devote my full 24/7 attention as a surrogate wife. ================================================= ================================================= MY FETISH EQUIPMENT. BONDAGE: Leather hog-tie harnesses, ropes, chains, hoods, gags, blindfolds, handcuffs, leg-irons, knee-hobble, string, tape, clingfilm, leather straps, belts, 50m roll of chain, stocks, pillory, rack. FETISH-WEAR: Rubberwear, dominatrix PVC wear, slut-wear, frilly white cotton aprons, PVC aprons, plastic aprons, silk scarfs, boots, shoes, high-heels, fur, heavy rubber macks, PVC macks, wellies, uniforms (schoolgirl, nun, secretary, judge, teacher, nurse, maid, hula-hula, Chinese, Indian, German SS, army camouflage gear, gypsy, pirate, police, traffic warden). CROSS-DRESSING: Lingerie, day-wear, evening-wear, knitwear, handbags, ballgowns, wedding dress, costume jewellery, uniforms, false nails, false eyelashes, wigs, make-up, perfume, mirrors, toiletries. ADULT BABY: Terry towelling nappies, disposable nappies, nappy pins, bottle, bonnets, booties, bibs, mittens, dummies, romper suits, teddy, dolls, skipping rope, baby talc powder, baby oil, kids books and videos, baby food, nursing bra, potty, tinned baby food, sweets, jelly & ice-cream, cakes. (If you want to soil your nappy then bring your own). MEDICALS: Internal probes, rubber gloves, stethoscope, thermometer, syringes, needles, plastic sheets, rubber sheets, enema can, tubes. CORRECTION: Canes, whip, tawse, paddle, stick, cat-o-nine, bullwhip, riding crop, ringmasters switch, strap, slipper, leather glove, whipping bench. ROLE-PLAY: Bridle, stirrups, saddle, pony-play harness, cock-stool, dildos, strap-on, vibrators, camera/printer. TORTURE: Nipple clamps, ball-crusher, clothes pegs, electric shock box, hot wax, branding irons, stinging nettles, thistles, electric fence wires. (If you require poppers, then bring your own, but tell me first. There is a Ł50 surcharge for using poppers as the smell lingers in my home and causes inconvenience). MY WARDROBE. S3xy underwear, corsets, body stockings, catsuits, boots, heels, leather, fur, evening wear, smart daywear, uniforms (maid, nurse, teacher, judge, nun, police, gypsy, pirate, jungle, hula-hula, school). I am happy to dress in whatever you like. ================================================ ================================================

	TERMS & CONDITIONS / DIRECTIONS TO MY HOUSE. I DON'T DO COUPLES. I DON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT A CONDOM. I DON'T DO PIERCING. I DON'T ACCEPT ANYTHING ABUSIVE TO MYSELF. I DON'T DO ANIMALS. I DON'T DO FISTING. I DON'T DO WRESTLING. I DON'T DO KISSING UNLESS YOU BOOK GFE / SURROGATE WIFE. I DON'T DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL. I DON'T ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS. I DON'T ACCEPT FOREIGN CASH. I DON'T TRAVEL TO UNSTABLE COUNTRIES OF CONFLICT AND HOSTILITY. * I don't accept clients who display any kind of impolite or disrespectful attitude, or arrive under the influence of drink or drugs. Such clients will be turned away by my housekeeper. * Clients who travel to Risbury on the off-chance, and phone me from the village expecting an immediate appointment will be turned away. I require good notice and you must have a proper appointment. * Clients who already know my address and who come to my house on the off-chance expecting to see me will be turned away by my housekeeper without seeing me. I require good notice and you must have a proper appointment. * Clients staying overnight will need to show me valid photo ID which I will need to varify beforehand. * Clients can have their car washed and/or fully valleted by my chauffeur whilst they have their service. This costs Ł20. * My security is provided by Dean Fiorincelli of Winged Dagger. Their site is: http://www.wingeddaggersecurity.co.uk/aboutus-operationsmanager.htm Their email is: greyareasint@yahoo.co.uk * For outcalls to your home or yacht I shall need your full name, address, and BT landline number which will need to be registered with Directory Enquiries. You will need to call me from said landline before I can confirm the booking. I guarantee discretion so I will NOT call you back unless you ask me to. If you cannot reveal your phone number then you will need to send other ways to prove your ID that I can verify. This information is required for my personal security and will not be divulged. For outcalls to your hotel I will need your full name and the address and phone number of the hotel, plus your booking reference. I must be able to phone you in your room via the hotel reception. * For outcalls please note that on top of my fee I will require expenses to cover my time and transportation from my home and back again. =================================== =================================== DIRECTIONS TO MY HOUSE (FARMHOUSE SET IN 50 PRIVATE ACRES). BY PLANE / HELICOPTER +++++ Small private or corporate planes and hellicopters can land in my field. Contact me for GPS stats and filing your flight plans. BY CAR +++++ Take the A417, A44, or A49 to Leominster. Then turn off down narrow country lanes to the village of Risbury. The post code for satnav is HR6 0NQ. Phone me once you are at Risbury and I will direct you to my house. Note the following rough mileage: 12 miles from Hereford. 15 miles from Ludlow. 45 miles from Shrewsbury. 50 miles from Birmingham. 20 miles from Worcester. (M5 J7). 30 miles from Gloucester. 15 Miles from Ledbury. 145 miles from London. 20 miles from Ross. 65 miles from Swindon. 50 miles from Cardiff. 150 miles from Manchester. TRAIN OR BUS +++++ From Leominster station you will need a taxi to drive you 5 miles to Risbury. Or I can collect you. BY TAXI +++++ Taxi's from Leominster cost around Ł10 each way plus waiting time and tips. MOTORWAY +++++ The nearest motorway is M5 J7 at Worcester which is 20 miles west of me. AIRPORT +++++ The nearest commercial airport is Birmingham which is 45 miles west of me. The second nearest is Bristol which is 60 miles south of me. NEAREST DECENT HOTEL - The Talbot in Leominster (6 miles away). =================================== ===================================

	HOW TO BOOK ME. I prefer our initial contact to be via email as I do not want to talk by phone with strangers off the street who I don't know from Adam. If you phone without having established an email rapport then I may come across as rude and short because I will suspect you are a time waster. Also, unless I am expecting your call, I will be doing other stuff at home with my family and I won't want to be disturbed. Furthermore, I don't sit by the phone all day, so I will probably miss your call anyway and you will not get the chance to take things further. You can leave a message on my voicemail service: 07005-802-752, but I will NOT phone you back if I do not know you. However, I will be alerted to your wish to contact me and thereafter I will look out for your call on my home line. Email and specify the service you want and the fee you will pay. I do not always go online, so your email may sit unread in my inbox for a few days. I will reply as soon as I see it and make your booking. My email address is: maturemistress@aol.com (put 'Appointment' in the header). MY HOME PHONE - 07930-365970 (9am - 6pm is best - I will cut you short after 6pm, or not even answer). Be brief and to the point. Don't ask me anything that is already addressend on this page or I will refer you back to this page and hang up. This is deter time wasters. Also, it may not be convenient for me to speak freely at my end as I may have family members milling around. Remember, I work from home. If you just want to chit-chat, then use my DIRECT CHAT phone chat service on the AdultWork website. PHONE CHAT - this is Ł2 per minute, talk about whatever you like, as long as you like. To book this, go to the AdultWork website, (www.adultwork.com/Mature+Mistress) find my profile (Mature Mistress) and follow the instructions for DIRECT CHAT. Not phone chat, but DIRECT CHAT. This sends you call directly to my phone, no need to book. If I am available, I will answer, anytime, 24/7. BOOKING RULES: Unless you are a regular who I know then you will need to send a Ł50 deposit to hold your slot and to prove you are real and genuine. Send your deposit by cheque or postal order make it payable to Miss C Davis. Make sure you send it at least two weeks prior to the booking date as to allow me good time to travel into town to bank it and clear it. If sending cash by post then send it via recorded delivery or registered post so it is signed for at my end. Make sure you enclose a brief, clean and polite letter identifying yourself (from other clients who book the same service or I will accidentally mix you up) and also give your email address and a phone number if possible. Itemise the points of your service to remind me so I can be properly ready. Leave me a phone number that I can call you on, or leave me a voicemail message. Put a return address on the back of the envelope in case your letter goes astray for some reason and needs returning to you by the post office. If you cannot do this, then contact me three days after mailing your letter to see if it has arrived at my end. This is important as I live very rural and if it's a new relief postman he may fail to deliver to me and I will not receive your letter. Once I have your Ł50 deposit, I will know you are genuine and I will confirm the booking. You will be allowed to call me anytime thereafter to discuss your service in full detail - this is to make sure that I have everything at hand on the day to make your session fabulous and satisfying. I will talk it through with you in full explicit detail as I want to make sure that you have a great time and it will be spoiled if you ask for a certain prop or service that I do not have available. Once you have paid your deposit and we have talked it over on the phone and agreed the terms, and I have been put to time and trouble in making the arrangements at my end - and then you cancel the appointment for any reason, or you want to reduce the payment for any reason - then you will have broken our contract and we will have to re-negotiate a whole new session on another date and I will keep your existing Ł50 deposit to cover my time already spent to date on phone conversations and emails and arranging the room, props, equipment, clothing, etc, at my end for your aborted service. You will then revert to a non-genuine client and have to pay another Ł50 deposit to prove you are real if you want to book me another time. SEND YOUR BOOKING DEPOSIT TO: Miss Lindi St.Clair. Hentopia. Pencombe to Risbury Road. Bromyard. Herefordshire. HR7 4SL (Make cheques/PO's payable to : Ms C Davis). REMEMBER - DON'T WRITE LIKE AND 8YR OLD: An email or letter written entirely in lower-case letters, crammed with spelling and grammatical mistakes, is as much of a turn-on as a sockful of cheese. It says: "I couldn't care less, so I'm writing this whilst picking my toenails". And let's not even start on TXT SPK, which suggests that you are below the age of 10. Also beware of littering your emails/letters with smiley faces and other emoticons. The occasional wink or smiley is friendly, but ending every sentence with a grinning face makes you look like an over-eager prat who's unable to get his point across in actual words. REMEMBER - DON'T WRITE AN ESSAY: Epic love letters are great when they're written by a talented word-minstrel to the one he loves (and who loves him back... or at least fancies the pants off him). But a babbly email/letter to a woman you hardly know is just inbox/postbox blockage. It says: "I've got THIS much time on my hands, so I am going to stalk you". At best, I'll set your email/letter aside and probably never open it again. A long email/letter is intimidating because I feel pressured to respond in kind, and, unless I really like you, I won't bother. As a rule of thumb, keep your emails/letters short and light. If I have to scroll down to read any of it, it's too long. Same goes for text messages - keep them to one window. ================================================= ================================================= HUSBAND WANTED. I AM LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND - SO IF YOU FANCY ME AND VICE VERSA, AND YOU ARE AGED 40-85, AND ARE SOLVENT, EXTREMELY WEALTHY, SINGLE, NO TIES, ABLE TO OFFER ME A GOOD COMFORTABLE LIFESTYLE, THEN WRITE TO ME BY POST AND SEND A FULL DETAILED INTRODUCTION, REAL NAME, ADDRESS, LAND-LINE, FULL BACKGROUND PERSONAL AND BUSINESS HISTORY, HOBBIES, PERSONAL DESCRIPTION, ETC, ETC. DON'T BE VAGUE. DON'T BULLSHIT ME. AND KEEP IT CLEAN. I WILL RESPOND ACCORDINGLY AND MAYBE WE CAN GO ON A FEW DATES AND SEE IF THERE CAN BE ANY GENUINE LOVE AND ROMANCE BETWEEN US. =================================== =================================== FOR SALE ORGASM MEMORABLE PHONE NUMBER. I have a personal mobile number which spells out the word ORGASM. So it's very memorable and fabulous as an advertising gimmick to adult workers, porn stars, massage parlours, peep shows, hot studs, escorts, jack-the-lads, randy cassanova men, etc, etc. I have had the number for around twelve years. I bought it back around 1995 when personal numbers first come out. I remember reading at the time that a number, something like, 0800 FLOWERS, sold for $100,000 in America. The craze is not so popular here in the UK, and there are many firms giving free mobile numbers to anyone who wants one. However, people can never remember their numbers (can you?. And people have to pay a premium for what are called Silver and Gold numbers, these are the easy ones to remember. My number is a unique and memorable number that everyone will easily remember it and talk about it and never forget it. So, it is the best number for anyone in the sex trade to own, or for any hot man who wan't to make a 'bold statement' to the girls. Vodophone run the number, and levy an annual sevice charge of around Ł100 for it. The number can be diverted free of charge to any land line, but they make a small charge if you divert it to a mobile. The number is 07000-ORGASM. I am selling it after twelve years because I am retiring soon and I don't need a sexy memorable number anymore. There are also an existing clientelle that already know the number, as it has been cirulating in sex ads for the past twelve years, so this could be useful to anyone in the sex industry. I am open to offers, so if you are interested, make me an offer. There will also be a legal contract to sign from vodophone to transfer the number from me to you, this can be done via post or in person in Leominster, Herefordshire, which is my nearest town. I have had lots of fun with this number, so you could too - or you could buy it as a saucy gift for a girlfriend???? =================================== =================================== My hobby is animal/avian welfare and giving sanctuary to unwanted abandoned rabbits, cockerels, hens, ducks, drakes, ganders and geese. (Any avian/rabbit enthusiasts who'd like to help this charitable cause are welcome to donate veterinary services, feed wheat, fencing and equipment. This would be most appreciated. Thanks). ============================================= =============================================

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