All I want for christmas
All I want for christmas
is a toyboy of my own
Who's tall and dark and handsome
A patrick swayze clone
I'd come down christmas morning
and there beneath the tree
is a great big box with ribbons
and the tag say's it's for me
I would rip the wrapping off
cos I'm keen to take a look
and there he lies and between his legs
I found the instruction book
It said if I pressed a button
he would make a cup of tea
He could dust and he could hoover
And he'd do all this for me
He could take me out for dinner
He's an expert at romancing
He'd lead me to the dance floor
Just like in dirty dancing
and He'd do some other things
The book made that quite clear
they sounded simply wonderful
But I couldn't tell you here
So I dragged the box upstairs with me
to find somewhere secluded
Thats when I saw those awful words
Batteries not included
by silver