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Welcome to Novice Novak's Cell
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Novice Novak of the Peroxide Chapter
"Illic can numquam exsisto nimium niteo!"
A founder member of The Order of St Derek of Jarman
Novice Novak is our resident musician and composer, possessed of a most beautiful angelic voice and an acid wit that can burn through concrete.
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Novice Novak is the Order's director of music. She can often be found practicing her technique on a rather large organ. Despite the Order's lack of funds, Novice Novak will pay well above the going rate for practically any organ that comes her way and hence has built an eye watering collection. After a recent spell of arthritis her fingering is not what it once was, so she needs all the practice she can get. With this in mind, any owners of suitable organs are encouraged to contact Novice Novak via the Order.
Her solo recitals are the talk of the Order, but when she plays with another Member, she really comes into her own.
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Novice Novak's habits leave much to be desired and little to the imagination. Slashed up the side, revealing legs so shapely as to be unbecoming of a woman of the cloth, it is a good thing that the girl is yet to take her final vows.
With her natural golden tresses and scarlet lips, men the country wide are aghast that this English rose will soon be slave to chastity.
The male population's loss is surely the Order's gain.
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Always eager to show her piety, she is often first in line to kiss the priest's ring on his weekly visit. She is adamant that it is her calling to spread the creed of the Order through her gift of music.
However, with such titles as "No need to buy me dinner before I put out", or the classic "My ma was a Labrador, wanna see me growl?", we are not quite sure that she has grasped the fundamentals of holy life.
Brother Gomez sometimes feels the need chastise to her quite severely for her exuberance and over zealous approach,
but she is still very young with much to learn.
Her devotion to the Order cannot be doubted and her adoration of the Beatific Jonathan is a joy to behold.
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Novice is a fervent supporter of Dame Yvette Fielding and Derek Acorah. In fact our dear Novice misses no opportunity to petition her superiors in the Order for Derek Acorah's canonisation.
So far these pleas have been unsuccessful, but with her devotion and determination Novice Novak is convinced that she will procure Derek the recognition that he so richly deserves.
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As is the case with all Members of the Order, Novice Novak takes on other guises to walk the world and spread the joy of St Derek of Jarman.
Listen to Novice Novak's amazing music in another world where our fabulous Novice is still an angel of music and a very talented artist too:
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Novice Novak is available for private bookings Mondays to Thursdays.
Fridays are reserved for psychic belly dancing, strictly on condition that the chafing clears up.
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Join our dear devoted Novice in the FORUM the Order share with SlowMotionAngel to talk about the work of our Beloved Saint
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Counter 35 between 09/02 - 30/12/02
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All original artwork of the website of the Order of St Derek of Jarman
by Sister Morticia (aka Swan)
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